Glenn Quagmire Quotes (Page 6)
Glenn Quagmire: Hey, guys! There's no more girlie magazines in the can! All they got is this... David Copperfield.
Peter Griffin: W-w-wait. Any pictures of his girlfriend?
Glenn Quagmire: No! No pictures at all!
Glenn Quagmire: Here's to The Drunken Clam, boys, where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007Chris: I don't think I like feet as much as you do.
Quagmire: Everybody likes feet.
Tricia Takanawa: Thank you, Diane. Sex. Some people have it anonymously. What kind of person would do that you might ask? Well, I'm about to find out. I've just picked up a complete stranger in a hotel bar and he's in the bathroom right now,
possibly doing drugs. Watch as I have sex with this potentially dangerous man, as we take you in-depth and undercover.
(Quagmire walks into the room in his boxers and lays down on the bed.)
Quagmire: I've never had a Spanish chick before! O-LE!!!
