Rachel Green Quotes (Page 3)
Ross: Hello? Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school?
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.
Rachel: I will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts!
Chandler: No!
Rachel: I'll squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning!
Chandler: With extra pulp!?
Rachel: Yeah!
Chandler: No!
Rachel: And hey, just so you know — it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!
Chandler: I knew it!
Rachel: I'm gonna order a pizza.
Ross: A pizza, like, 'I forgive you?'...Ok then. Can I get in on that?
Rachel: Fine...[on phone] Hi, I would like to order a pizza...
Ross: [whispers] No anchovies.
Rachel: With extra anchovies.
Ross: [whispers] I'll just pick them off.
Rachel: And can you chop some up and put them right in the sauce?
Rachel: Ross, honey, this is very nice, but I— but I got a crisis!
Ross: Yeah, but I've got couscous!
Ross: You never look. You just answer. It's like a reflex. "Do I look fat?" "No!" "Is she prettier than I am?" "No!" "Does size matter?"
Rachel: "Nooo!"
Ross: And it works both ways.
Phoebe: Uh, see, I-I think the one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Who's the Boss?.
Rachel: What song is that, Pheebs?
Phoebe: Um… [singing to "Tiny Dancer"] "Hold me close, young Tony Danza…"
Monica: God, it is so nice for once not to get all hung up on "where's this going?".
Rachel: [You] afraid to ask him?
Monica: Could not be more terrified.
Chandler: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing. Give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.
Rachel: I can't believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when you're nauseous!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Rachel: Both of them are here, both of them, both of them are here?
Chandler: Well, we could count again.
