Rachel Green Quotes (Page 4)
Ross: Hi honey, how did it go?
Rachel: Agh, it was the graduation from hell.
Chandler: Ya know, my cousin went to hell on a football scholarship.
Rachel: Ya know, I mean this is supposed to be a joyous occasion. My sister's graduating from college, nobody thought she would. It's a true testament to what a girl from Long Island would do for a Celica.
Monica: So what happened?
Rachel: My parents happened. All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly, and not talk about the divorce. But nooo, they got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencement address. Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. But you know what, you know what the good news is? I get to serve coffee for the next 8 hours.
Joey: Hey, Rach, you want some sandwich?
Rachel [disgusted]: OH! what is in that?
Joey: Olive loaf and ham spread. No mayo.
Rachel: No, because mayo would make it gross.
Ross and Chandler: Hi
Rachel: What's the matter with you?
Chandler: Some mean guys at the coffee house took my hat.
Rachel: No!
Joey: You're kidding!
Ross: It was ridiculous. These guys were bullies, actual bullies. We're grown ups, this isn't supposed to happen anymore.
Rachel [sympathically hugs Ross]: Oh Honey...
Chandler [feeling left out]: Oh, no, wait a minute. I have no one.
Rachel: This isn't about the movie theater. This is about you stealing my wind.
Ross: Excuse me — your wind?
Rachel: How do you expect me to grow, if you won't let me blow?
Ross: You know, um...I don't have a...have a...problem with that.
Monica: Danny Arshak, ninth grade. You know the bottle was totally pointing at me!
Rachel: Only because you took up half the circle!
Rachel: Phoebe, how could you do this to me? This was all your idea!
Phoebe: I know, I know, and I was going to get it, but then he came in with this needle, and d— did you know they do this with needles?
Rachel: Really! You don't say! Because mine was licked on by kittens!
[As they get more intimate, Ross slowly rolls on top of Rachel, when she suddenly gasps.]
Rachel: Oh, God!
[They roll to their sides, and Rachel tenderly caresses Ross's face.]
Rachel: Oh… honey… oh, that's okay.
Ross: What? Oh, no, you just rolled over the juice box.
Rachel: Ohhh, thank God!
Ross: Well uh, you see that, that little cluster of stars next to the big one? That is Ursa Major.
Rachel: Really?
Ross: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight.
Rachel: Oh, it's okay. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.
[They kiss.]
Ross: You're not laughing.
Rachel: This time it's not so funny.
Joey: Rach, these are for you.
Rachel: Wiper blades!...I don't even have a car.
Joey: No, but with this new-car smell, you'll think you do!
Chandler: I remember my father dressed in the red suit, the big black boots and the patent leather belt, sneaking around downstairs. He didn't want anybody see him, but he'd be drunk so he'd stumble crash into something and wake everybody up.
Rachel: Well that doesn't sound like a very merry Christmas.
Chandler: Who said anything about Christmas?
