Rachel Green Quotes (Page 5)
Rachel: Ross... hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that... everything's fine, and I'm really happy for you, and your cat, who by the way I think you should name "Michael". So you see there, I'm thinking of names, so obviously I'm over you... I'm. Over. You. And that, my friend, is what they call "closure".
• Rating 3.5 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007Rachel: I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?!
• Rating 4.8 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Rachel: These are for you. [slowly, clearly] Wel-come to our coun-try!
Julie: [slowly, clearly] Thank you! I'm from… New York.
Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.
Rachel: No, forget it.
Chandler: Oh, why not. Was I doing anything particularly...saucy?
Rachel: All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there...Joey was there too.
Joey: All right!
Ross: Was there...uh, huh, huh, huh...anybody, anybody else there?
Rachel: No
Ross: You're sure? Nobody uh, handed out uh, mints or anything?
Rachel: No, it was just the three of us.
Ross: Huh!
Joey: So, tell me. Was it like you and Chandler, and then you and me, or you and me and Chandler?
Rachel [laughing]: You know what?
Joey [smiling/laughing]: What?
Rachel [smiling/laughing]: There were times when it wasn't even me.
[Chandler and Joey laughs, until they look at each other]
Phoebe: That is so sweet, you guys. [hugs them]
Chandler: Rach, we gotta settle.
Rachel: Settle what?
Chandler: The Jamestown colony of Virginia. You see, King George is giving us the land, so...
Ross: Your money's mine, Greene.
Rachel: Your fly's open, Geller.
Rachel: Guess what? Guess what, guess what, guess what?!
Chandler: Um, okay, the fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?
Monica: It's just, Wendy is more of a professional waitress.
Rachel: Oh, and so I've been saving my status as an amateur to compete in the waitressing Olympics!
Chandler: You know, I hate to brag, but I waited tables in '76 at Innsbruck.
Chandler: Can you see my nipples through this shirt?
Rachel: No. But don't worry, I'm sure they're still there.
Chandler: You know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed. They were very nice boobies!
Rachel: "Nice"? They were… "nice". I mean, that-that's it? I mean, mittens are "nice".
Chandler(gesturing): "Okay, Rock, Hard Place - Me(emphasized)"