Rachel Green Quotes (Page 6)
Rachel: Why have I never tasted these before?!
Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot, because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies.
Rachel: What're you guys doing out here?
Ross: Well, not playing raquetball!
Joey: He forgot to leave his grip size!
Ross: He didn't get the goggles!
Rachel:..Well, it sounds like you two have issues.
Rachel: Oh, and-and on page 2, he's not reaching for her heaving beasts.
Monica: What's a niffle?
Joey: You can usually find them on the heaving beasts.
Rachel: Alright, alright, alright — so I'm not a great typist…
Ross: Wait! Did you get to the part about "his huge, throbbing pens"? Well, yeah, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!
Phoebe: I just got to the part about "her public hair".
Chandler: Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that?
Rachel: Um...yeah. Well, I mean, when I first met you, y'know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be...
Chandler: You did?
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Rachel: Isn't this exciting! I earned this! I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally... not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 5th, 2007 Phoebe: It's not mine! I didn't earn it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing!
Rachel: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!
Rachel: I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Uh, oh, and Min — you know, if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married, and having kids, and everything… I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 5th, 2007 Rachel: I know I had it this morning… I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with…
Chandler: Dinah?
Chandler: I think, for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean, it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not... why we bought the ticket.
Chandler: You see, the problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again. Y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically, just trying to stay awake.
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
Joey: Are we still talking about sex?
Phoebe: I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself, and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside Port Authority, and then he killed himself. And then, I found aromatherapy! So believe me, I know exactly what you're going through.
[Rachel just gapes.]
Ross: The word you're looking for is, "Anyway…"
