Ralph Wiggum Quotes
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a brick!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Ralph: (after putting an ice-cream cone onto his head) I'm a unitard!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007# Ralph Wiggum: Why do people run away from me? [wets his pants, then smiles]
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 29th, 2007Ralph Wiggum: I'm happy and angry
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 29th, 2007Ralph Wiggum: I look like cable TV!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 28th, 2007Ralph Wiggum: Smell ya later, Bart. Smell ya later forever.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 28th, 2007Ralph Wiggum (after musical number - to old people): You're wrinkling, somebody should iron you
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007 Skinner: And, for the first time ever, our computer lab actually has a computer in it!
(Ralph is sitting at their newly installed computer, engrossed in an educational spelling program)
Ralph: Hi, Lisa! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! (he types "cat," which prompts a "meow" sound from the computer) I'm learn-ding.
Lisa: Aw, way to go, Ralph.
Ralph: This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.
Bart:
Ralph: He told me to burn things.
alph: I ated the purple berries!
Bart: How are they, Ralph? Good?
Ralph: They taste like.. burning!
