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Ralph Wiggum Quotes (Page 3)

Lunchlady Doris: At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy?
Ralph: What's for lunch tomorrow?
Director: Next!
Ralph: Chicken necks?

  • Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 23rd, 2007

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Skinner: All right, first academic alert: Wiggum, Ralph.
Ralph: I won, I won!
Skinner: No no, Ralph, this means you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!

  • Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007

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Ralph Wiggum: Ow, I bent my Wookie.

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007

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Ralph: Weee! Ouch! I bit my tongue!

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 18th, 2007

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