Randy Hickey Quotes
Randy: [narrating] There was a reason Earl couldn't find the silverware, and I knew what it was. You know the kind of guy that likes hanging out with his brother, watching cartoons, and also likes to touch things with his tongue? Well that's me. I'm also the kind of guy that likes hanging out with his brother watching cartoons. Oh, wait, I already said that. I also hold the Camden County record for staring at the sun. My name is Randy.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007 Randy: Nerf sidewalks!
Darnell: That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
Randy: Maybe someone from China dug and got it from the other end.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Randy: I can't touch books. You know how afraid I am of paper cuts! They might as well make books out of knives!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007 Randy: They're gonna die soon, aren't they, Earl?
Earl: At least they'll be near a bunny.
Randy: [crying] I came up here, I was just scared I was going to jail, but I don't care about jail anymore, I don't wanna fall, I don't wanna fall, it's gonna hurt! It's gonna hurt!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Randy: Hey, can you chase me? Because the chases always make it on "Cops." But don't chase me too hard because I'm loaded down with this TV.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Randy: Man, I love stealin' ... Oops.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Randy: (singing) We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop ...
Darnell: Randy, those aren't helium balloons.
Randy: If he's dead and you give that money to his stoned, horny mom, I'm going to kill you!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007
