Randy Hickey Quotes (Page 2)
Earl: Where is everybody, we've gone 10 blocks and haven't seen a soul.
Donny: Maybe they're hiding.
Randy: Marco? Polo!
Joy: Were not in the damn pool, you idiot!
Randy: So, Catalina, what are you doing for your mother on mother's day?
Catalina: My mother is dead.
Randy: Oh, I'm sorry.
Catalina: Eh, it's okay. It was either her or me.
Randy: [discovering a laptop] Hey look, a porn machine!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007 Philo: [after Earl tries to persuade Catalina to make out with him to cheer him up] No, it's okay, there's already a girl I'm in love with. She's hot.
Catalina: I'm hot.
Philo: You're okay, but compared to her, you're like those things in Lord Of The Rings that grow out of the ground covered in slime and attack the castle.
Randy: Ewoks. Those are called Ewoks.
Randy: You takin' Pops' hot dogs outta Camden County is like taking chicken out of Syracuse.
Earl: It's Buffalo, Randy.
Randy: No, I'm pretty sure it's chicken, Earl.
Joy: Yeah, it's chicken! Hot chicken!
Randy: If I can steer that toy car round the room, then we'll be okay to drive.
Earl: Randy, thats a cat.
Randy: You can't come between us... we're Chinese twins!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007 Randy: You know, feliz nobby blah.
Catalina: That means nothing.
Randy: To you, maybe, but in American, that means "Christmas" in Mexican.
Commercial Announcer: "It's bear-awesome!"
Randy: Aw, man, it is bear-awesome.
Earl: [narrating] Sometimes Randy takes a long road to a simple thought.
Randy: You see, men think different than women. You and I think different than Natalie and Catalina 'cause we're men and they're women. I'm right, right? I'm not wrong. Am I wrong?
