Randy Hickey Quotes (Page 3)
Randy: Maybe you should listen to Catalina. She's a woman, just like Natalie. They're both women; her and Natalie. You and I are men, Earl. We're not women.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007Randy: Yeah, I'm glad she's not dead any more. Being dead is definitely worse than being alive. When you're dead you can't do all the cool stuff you can do when you're alive. You and I, we can do all kinds of cool stuff 'cause we're living, we're not dead, we're alive. If we were dead we wouldn't be able to do all the cool stuff we can do, because we're alive. Dead people can't do cool stuff. Only people that are alive can do cool stuff, 'cause they're living, and you have to be living to be able to do cool stuff. You have to be alive. Yeah, 'cept when you're alive sometimes bad stuff happens too. Like sometimes you can get into a car wreck, or you can have a headache or twist your ankle or even stub your big toe... So being alive is kinda hard too, but I think it's definitely better than being dead...
• Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007 Randy: You sure you want to get Grandpa's cuckoo clock back? That thing nearly put my eye out.
Earl: Well, you shouldn't have stood so close. You knew what time it was.
Randy: Number 23. Peed in the back of a cop car.
Earl: I'm no longer proud of that.
Earl: Do good things and good things happen to you. Do bad things, they'll come back to haunt you.
Randy: That's deep Earl, so why don't you stop hoggin' those vicodins they gave you and we can all chat about that for awhile?
Earl: I’m talking bout karma.
Randy: Who's karma?
Earl: I don't know, just something Carson Daly came up with.
Catalina: Who is this Carson Daly. Some sort of spiritual leader? A holy man?
Randy: You mean you've never watched TRL? You need to turn on a television when you're scrubbing the toilets.
Randy: Earl, I think you're trying to sell a cat to a guy who fancies dogs.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007
