Red Forman Quotes
Red: I didn't want to insult him by offering him some nothing job.
Kitty: Oh Red, you insult him every day.
Red: That's different, he thinks I'm kidding.
Red: Bob's always upset. He's a little girl in big boy pants.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007Red: You know the last thing I bought for myself? A hose.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007Red: Well, it’s a tough world, Eric, and people don’t always get what they want. Especially you.
Red: Eric, I’ve told you. Your job is to study hard, get good grades, get a scholarship, go to college and move away! End of discussion!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007Bob: And Kitty, since you and Midge are so close, she'd like to ask you a special favor.
Kitty: Oh, Bob! I would be honored to be Midge's--
Bob: She'd like you to bring chairs.
Kitty: (let down)-- chair bringer.
Kitty: I just took the "How spontaneous is your relationship" quiz. And you know what?
Red: What?
Kitty: We got 3 out if 10! And I cheated!
Red: What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you always so damn nervous?
Eric: Oh, hmm, I don’t know, maybe it’s because you’ve been yelling at me for seventeen years?
Red: Okay Eric, I'm sorry I took your money...while I clothe you, and feed you, and put a roof over your head. Soooorry.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Laurie: [on Hyde's history paper] Oh yeah, what'd you get? A D?
Hyde: No. A C minus. [Red and Kitty cheer]
Eric: I got a B.
Red: You couldn't get an A?
