Red Forman Quotes (Page 2)
Red: [bleep] Damn it! I am tired of being [bleep] Santa Claus! Steven, you get your [bleep] together and you get your ass in the [bleep] damn car! We're going! [bleep] Now [bleep] damn it! Move it!
Hyde: Okay.
Kitty: You are just the sweetest man alive.
Red: [bleep]!
Red: [about Hyde's house] No, I'm not going over there. That's final. I am not Santa Claus.
Kitty: Well, thank God you're not Santa Claus, Red. You scare the hell out of children.
Red: Pork chops? I thought we agreed to stick to a budget! Pork chops aren't cheap!
Kitty: Well, you know, on the way to the market, I tried to run over a cat. But they are just so darn speedy!
Red: Eric, didn't I tell you to wash up for dinner? I know, it's difficult to hear with your head up your ass.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Fez: Mister Red, always remember: a mother's goodness is carried on forever by her sons.
[Marty starts crying]
Red: Have you met my sister, Marty?
Red: [to Hyde, about him getting a new start in New York] What are you going to put on your resume, 'Dumbass'?
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Red: We got vandals in this town. I was driving home from the plant and I saw the water tower giving me the finger.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Red: Are you on dope? Are you?
Kitty: Because, because, we can help get you clean. There's counseling, hospitalization--
Red: My foot kicking your ass.
Red: [as Obi Wan Kenobi in Eric's dream] A Jedi's power lies within his own mi-- are you even listening to me?
Eric: [as Luke Skywalker ] What? Yes. Um, you were saying, may the force be with me?
Red: No, I did not. Jedi Knight?! Jedi Dumbass!
Bob: [about Eric fighting David] Hit him with a banjo!
Red: A banjo, Bob?
Bob: Yeah.
Red: Where is he gonna get a banjo?
Bob: I don't know. But I saw a guy get hit with a banjo once, and he went down!
Red: You can hit him in the groin.
Bob: You can hit him in the groin with a banjo.
