Red Forman Quotes (Page 3)
Kitty: [to Eric] Foreplay is very important.
Red: Oh, no it's not.
Kitty: Yes, it is!
Red: Damn good thing I went with him. He wanted to buy a leisure suit.
Eric: Come on, Dad. Leisure suits are cool. Everybody wears them.
Red: Leisure suits are for dumbasses. Believe me.
[Bob walks in wearing a leisure suit]
Rocky Johnson: You know what, I have a son, and one day? He's going to be The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment!
Red: Well, good luck with that.
Red: It's about the rules. And without the rules we might as well all be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other, like monkeys!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007[speaking to Rocky Johnson's manager]
Red: You know what, I may be the only guy in this room who's actually killed a man.
Red: I can't be friends with Eric. He's too... twitchy.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Red: [about spending time with Eric] We're going to kill each other.
Kitty: Well, fine. Kill each other. Just do it together.
Red: Responsible people don't go around getting their nipples twisted.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Red: You were screwing around. You backed into a hydrant. I can see the paint marks!
Eric: No! And by no I mean exactly. But it wasn't my fault sir, Kelso was giving me a...
Red: A what?
Eric: Kelso was giving me a purple-nurple. It's when you grab someone's nipple through their shirt and twist it really hard... until it becomes purple.
Red: Son, here's 40 bucks, go buy us a Christmas tree. And whatever money you don't spend, that's what you can use for your party.
Eric: Can I have 50?
Red: Knock it off!