Red Forman Quotes (Page 4)
Red: Eric, I love your grandmother very, very much. I just can't talk to her or spend any time with her.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007[Donna leaves after finding out that Eric kissed Laurie's friend, Kate]
Kelso: I guess Donna didn't take it very well.
Red: Take what well?
Kelso: Eric made out with Kate.
Red: Anything else?
Fez: Your son is a whore!
Red: Kelso, stop saying "porno."
Kelso: I didn't say it Mr. Foreman, Fez did.
Fez: You are a bitch.
Red: Foreman, party of two.
Hostess: Okey dokey, that'll be about two hours.
Red: Here's twenty bucks.
Hostess: Okay, we'll have something in fifteen minutes.
Red: You don't want this place to burn down twice do you?
Hostess: Okay, we have something right now.
Red: I thought so. [to Kitty] Well, it looks like it's our lucky night.
Red: Okay, Bob, what is it?
Bob: I'm just curious. What's the word on that Hyde kid?
Red: Steven? He's a little rebellious, just needs some direction.
Bob: Apparently he's getting it, Red. I kind of walked into your living room and he and Kitty were in some sort of provocative embrace. I think he's putting the moves on your wife.
Red: Oh my God. Now I've gotta kill him. Get your deer rifle, Bob.
Bob: Hold on Red. I... I... I could have been mistaken.
Red: You know what you saw. Get the damn gun!
Kitty: I don't know if we have enough ice, Eric took a whole tubful.
Red: He took a tub of ice?
Kitty: Oh, the kids are making a volcano!
Midge: Right, that's why Donna left with all the plastic cups.
Red: Plastic cups?
Midge: Sure, plastic volcano cups.
Bob: If I didn't know better, I'd say they were having a kegger!...[looks at Red]...Oh Jeez!
Donna: How could they not catch you?
Eric: I guess no one wants to tackle a naked guy.
Donna: So true.
Eric: Hey you didn't, you didn't see anything, did you?
Donna: No, well, maybe just a bit. But not, not the bit.
Eric: Wait, what do you mean bit?
Red: [to Eric] Oh, and next time, don't wear black socks. You look like an ass.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 26th, 2007Red: Oh, I'm gonna ask him a question alright. And it's gonna be a damn good one.
Kitty: Red.
Red: Now don't worry, I'm simply gonna ask him how the hell he's gonna fix this economy.
Kitty: Oh, honey, he wouldn't know that, he's the President!
Mr. Burkhart: Now, the most important part of our presidential rally is the townspeople's Q&A section.
Bob: Just so everyone's clear, the Q stand for question, the A for answer. All yours, Jeb.
Mr. Burkhart: This is when normal folks step up to the microphone and ask the President questions, now you the important thing is to chose the right person. A working class guy, your average Joe. I guess someone you and I would call loser.
