Robin Scherbatsky Quotes (Page 3)
Robin: And look, you can still travel, you can still paint, and as far as your lesbian experience. [kisses Lily] Happy?
Lily: Yeah. So, field hockey, huh?
Robin: Shut up.
Lily: I can't believe I unloaded like that on a high school senior.
Robin: I can't believe a high school senior unloaded like that on me
Robin: I never got to go to my prom. We always had field hockey nationals in the spring.
Barney: [coughs] Lesbian
Robin: The cough is supposed to cover the "lesbian."
Barney: Nah, I'm trying to start a thing where the cough is separate.
Ted: Hey.
Robin: Hey. Mary seems nice. Have you kissed her yet? Or are you waiting until you are in a serious relationship with someone else?
Robin: Have you ever had one of those days where nothing all that monumental happens, but by the end of it you have no idea who you are or what the hell you are doing with your life? Do you ever have one of those days?
Ted: [smiles] Uhh, about once a week.
Robin: I don’t know, it was just a rough day, and the only person I wanted to see at the end of it was you!
Little girl: Do you have a fiancée?
Lily: Marshall was here yesterday, they just learned the word fiancée.
Robin: Oh no, I don’t have a fiancée.
Little girl: Then who do you live with?
Robin: Well, actually, I’ve got five dogs.
Little girl: Don’t you get lonely?
Robin: No, I’ve got fiiive dogs
Little girl: My grandma has five cats and she gets lonely.
Robin: Well, yeah, that’s cats, I’m not some pathetic cat lady, not that your grandmother is some pathetic cat lady – doeesss anybody else have questions?
Little boy: Are you a lesbian?
Robin: NO, ARE YOU? Jeez [mumbles] Every woman that lives alone is not a lesbian.
Sandy Rivers: [to Robin] We should have sex!
Robin: What?!?!
Sandy Rivers: Why not, we’re both available, we’re both attractive, we’re both good at it, at least I’m good at it, and even if you’re not, don’t worry, I’ll have a good time either way.
Robin: Well moving past the horrifying image of your hair helmet clanging against the headboard, I don’t get involved with people I work with.
Sandy Rivers: Get involved? Who said get involved? I'm just saying we should have sex! Having sex is fun!
Victoria: I'm going to meet Ted for our 2 month-iversary.
Robin: Oh great, that answers all of the questions I didn't ask.
Robin: Short in the front, long in the back, that is the mullet of wedding dresses.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007 Lily: You ralphed and ran?
Marshall: I thought you were vomit free since '93. So that was a lie.
Robin: You re-returned for me. That's really sweet, though you kind of ruined my customized Scherbatsky doormat.