Robin Scherbatsky Quotes (Page 4)
Victoria: I've only had 2 boyfriends before Ted.
Robin: Prude alert!
Victoria: Well, two serious. I’ve had others.
Robin: Slut alert!
Robin: Come on, Ted can't be pregnant.... you need to have sex to get pregnant.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007 Robin: What the hell are you doing?
Barney: I'm birthday suiting up!
Robin: Well, it looks like it's gonna be just you and me.
Barney: Really!?
Robin: Actually, I was talking to my Martini.
Robin: No. I thought we're just hanging out as friends.
Barney: Oh, come on. You've been throwing yourself at me all night.
Robin: What? I did the opposite, I threw some other girl at you.
Barney: You invited me up to your apartment to play Battleship. Is that not an internationally recognized term for sex?
Robin: Lily, I need a dress!
Lily: You`re going? That`s awesome! Oh my god, four days to find a dress?
Robin: I know, it`s a suicide mission!
Robin: How fancy are we talking about here?
Ted: Oh, you gonna wanna bring your A-game.
Robin: Oh, I'll bring it. I'll bring it so hard, the bride's gonna look like a big white bag of crap.
Robin: He's a hundred millionaire! Why do you always round up?
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007 Barney: Helping people less fortunate than me is the greatest pleasure in the world.
Robin: Yesterday you said the greatest pleasure in the world was having your toes sucked. Then you asked for a high five ... from your foot.
Robin: I am Canadian. Remember? We celebrate Thanksgiving in October.
Ted: Oh right I forgot. You guys are weird and you pronounce the word 'out', 'oot.'
Robin: You guys are the world's leader in hand gun violence; your health care system is bankrupt and your country is deeply divided on almost every important issue.
Ted: [pause] Your cops are called 'mounties.'
