Robin Scherbatsky Quotes (Page 5)
Robin: C'mon daddy, break me off a piece of that white chocolate.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Robin: So it was a c**ka-potatoe-mouse?
Marshall: Don't make this sound ridiculous. It's a c**kamouse.
Robin: So what was it, a c**kroach or a mouse?
Lily: It was a c**kamouse!
Robin: A c**kamouse?
Lily: It was some mutant combination of the two. It was like a c**kroach and a mouse, you know...
Barney: Did the horizontal, ten-legged, interspecies tango?
Robin: Am I wired wrong or something?
Ted: No. Look, you didn't want to be with me, so clearly you have abysmal taste in men.
Robin: How can a pumpkin costume be sexy?
Ted: It was carved in strategic locations
Lily: Hey
Robin: Hey
Lily: Marshall just ditched out on our own party. Could you get me in there? I kinda need to kill him
Robin: Actually I can't even get myself in. I was such a dork. I get recognized one time and I start thinking I'm Julia Roberts. I'm no VIP, I'm not even an IP; I'm just a lonely little P sitting out here in the gutter.
Lily: You know something, I'd take a P in the gutter over Julia Roberts any day.
Robin: [on camera, at the end of her news report] I'm a dirty, dirty girl. [smacks butt] Ow.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Ted: You know it's so funny I got in you we are having a party next Friday if you'll like to swing by, but, you know, whatever.
Robin: Oh, I'm going back home next weekand. Too bad it's not tonight.
Ted:It is, it's tonight. This Friday. Did I say next Friday? Sorry, 'cause I've been saying next Friday all week. But yeah it's tonight the party is tonight. But, you know, whatever.
Robin: [seeing Ted in a store] Ted!
Ted: Robin, wow! What are the odds!
Robin: What are you doing here?
Ted: Oh, you know, Just shoping, for a... [searching] dip. I love dip. You know I love dip I like dip. As a friend.
Robin: My friend just got dumped, so tonight all men are "the Enemy".
Ted: If it would make your friend feel better, you can throw a drink in my face.
Robin: She would love that!
