Rochelle Rock Quotes (Page 3)
Rochelle: You smell like curried tube socks!
• Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007Rochelle: Oh my God! Julius, what are you... sellin' a fish or sleepin' with a mermaid?
• Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007Rochelle: Chris! My father died for goodness' sake and now you tryin' to kill me too!
• Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007 Julius: My foot's lookin' better, don't you think?
Rochelle: Why are you talking about your foot? Your son has no conscience. In there eatin' pancakes like he actually got an A.
Julius: If you didn't want him to have pancakes, what you give 'em to him for?
Rochelle: For him to feel guilty and confess. But that's OK. Tomorrow I got something for him.
Julius: Baby, let's talk about this. C'mon.
Rochelle: Oh, so now you wanna talk to me? Why don't you just talk to your friends since you talk to them all the time?
Julius: Rochelle, those are your friends! We were just talkin' about the soaps! Are you jealous?
Rochelle: Hell yeah! Damn skippy! How would you feel if you came home and I was sittin' there talkin' to a bunch of your friends about football?
Julius: You like football?
Rochelle: No, I don't like football! Julius, you always wanna talk to me about bills or the kids. I just think it would be nice to talk about something else, for a change.
Julius: You wanna talk about the gout?
Rochelle: NO! I don't wanna talk about the gout!
Narrator: Next to dealin' drugs, gettin' bad grades was the worst thing you could do. It was worse than this.
Rochelle: Tonya, what happened?
Tonya (Age 30): Momma, I had to smoke that fool.
Rochelle: No, not him! I'm talkin' about this D you got in algebra!
Narrator: And worse than this...
Rochelle: Drew! Where is that boy?! What the hell is wrong with you?
Teenage Drew: I'm followin' my dream, momma. I'm gonna be a country and western singer.
Rochelle: I'm not talkin' about that! I'm talkin' about this F! Now get your Johnny Cashless ass upstairs and study! Do you think I'm playin' with you? And where you get that guitar from? You better not be sellin' no damn drugs in my house!
Rochelle: Don't come home stupid.
Chris, Drew and Tonya: We won't!
Tonya: Momma, can we have our candy back?
Rochelle: No. I ate it. Don't need you all getting any more cavities which you all got. No cavities in this house.
Narrator: But at this rate, there'll be plenty of diabetes.
Rochelle: Boys are becoming fathers even at age 12.
Narrator: And great-grandfathers at 43.
Rochelle: You took your pictures dressed as a lawn jockey?!
• Vote for this Quote! • October 1st, 2007 Rochelle: Oh baby, you'll be able to use up all the hot water you want.
Narrator: So all I'm getting is a clean ass.
Julius: Steaming hot.