Rory Gilmore Quotes
Lorelai: I just ate an apple.
Rory: Uh oh.
Lorelai: Yeah. And I liked it.
Rory: Whoa!
Rory: You've caught me up. Society's caught me up. The health channel on cable's caught me up. Miss Driscoll the sad spinster gym teacher at Stars Hollow High caught me up.
Lorelai: Miss Driscoll, right. Like she would ever need birth control.
Rory: I can't get "coming around the mountain" out of my mind. It's like one of those phrases like "drop it like its hot" that I really wish I'd never heard.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007 Rory: What about endowment boy?
Emily: The maybes.
Rory: You go Grandma.
Lorelai: I bet Gregorio would be good dipped in chocolate.
Rory: We're fondue purists, Grandma.
Lorelai: Yea we dip old school.
Emily: The government says you should have nine servings of fruits and vegetables per day.
Lorelai: Imperialist propaganda.
Rory: Noam Chomsky would agree.
Lorelai: I bet Noam doesn't dip fruit.
Rory: Last night I couldn't sleep last night so I googled your father.
Logan: Excuse me?
Rory: 12,053 items came up. I could only pull up a couple thousand but it really helped. He was born in 1953. Episcopalian. Second of four children. Oldest boy. Yale undergrad. Star of the track team. No grad school. Interesting. Then he had a couple of lost years. A kind of blank period. A little Jesus thing goin' on there.
Paris: Look at us! We're happy. We have boyfriends. This is infinitely better than any mood-stablizer I've ever been on.
Rory: Oh shoot what time is it?
Paris: It's hammer-time.
Rory: Hey, Mom!
Lorelai [sighs]: Hey, Mom? That's it? You just gave me a heart attack and all you have to say is 'hey, Mom'? I thought you were a vicious serial killer.
Rory: Who you were going to challenge to a pillow fight?
Rory: I can't believe he's gone. He's been dying my whole life.
Lorelai: ... Apparently he just closed his eyes, muttered something about Lori Loughlin and then, he was gone.
Rory: Wow, he's never died before.
Lorelai: I guess there's a first time for everything.
Rory: I am going out with Robert.
Lorelai: Have I met this Robert?
Rory: No.
Lorelai: What's his last name?
Rory [thinking]: Grimaldi.
Lorelai: Okay.
[later that night]
Rory: Robert... what's your last name?