Rory Gilmore Quotes (Page 10)
Rory: We're in pain, Luke.
Luke: But it's great that you guys are bearing it so nobly. And can you move these?
Rory: Can? No.
Lorelai: Would if we could? Debatable.
Louise: I feel so helpless. Did you hear? Jean jackets are out.
Rory: Out of where?
Madeline: Vogue.
Louise: No, Marie Claire.
Madeline: Whatever. We still can't wear them.
Rory: Hmm? Oh, I found that if I focus too much on one subject, I start to get a little punchy. This way, when I hit Bolshevik Revolution overload, I just shift over here and, oh, hello, Anne Boleyn is going down, and then when that gets too depressing, it's right over to calculus.
Lorelai: Saving the party subject for last, huh?
Lorelai: I was negotiating at a funeral.
Rory: I saw.
Lorelai: Which might've been the most inappropriate thing to happen today until that gnat flew into Kirk's mouth and he freaked and dropped the casket.
Lorelai: We very respectfully hover in his vicinity until the walk is over.
Sookie: Then we will politely ask him to get in touch with us.
Lorelai: Yes. Coming?
Rory: No, you guys go ahead. I'll be in the back of the line so that when the earth opens up and swallows you whole, I'll be here to tell the story.
Lorelai: Okay. Your first cop-raided party. I am just so proud.
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: I just wish I could've been there.
Rory: It was no big deal.
Lorelai: Did they bring the paddy wagon?
Rory: Yeah, but then we snuck out the back door of the speakeasy and headed straight for the Algonquin.
Lorelai: How was Benchley?
Rory: Drunk again.
Rory: It's a Friday night. We should be out, I don't know, partying with the homies.
Lorelai: Our Stars Hollow homies are all in bed by now.
Lorelai: Do not eat chips out of a communal bowl. You might as well stick your hand in a toilet.
Rory: Nice.
Lorelai: If you're desperate, offer to be the person who replenishes them with new bags and grab a handful out of the new bag and dump the rest in the communal bowl.
Rory: Got it.
Lorelai: And keep in mind that getting up on a table and performing a song of any kind will haunt you for the rest of your life. Trust me. Been there, done that.
Rory: I wasn't planning on doing that.
Lorelai: Those things are never planned.
Richard: Your Grandmother would come to the phone but she's in the next room dancing wih Lloyd Sandstone. Watch where you put those hands, Lloyd.
Rory: A guy named Lloyd is feeling up Grandma?
Rory: The spirit of giving is completely lost on you.
Lorelai: But the spirit of getting is alive and well. And it wants its chimney swept.