Rory Gilmore Quotes (Page 12)
Jess: Does she know what I look like?
Rory: I don’t think so.
Jess: Perfect. Find someone who vaguely resembles me. Take him. Just don’t kiss him goodnight.
Rory: Hanging out with Jess for most of the day, studying at night.
Lorelai: Cool. Alex and I are having dinner tomorrow night.
Rory: Good. That’ll make it nice and quiet for when I study.
Lorelai: I’m that loud?
Rory:You are when you dance around singing ‘Rory’s Studying’ songs.
Lorelai: It’s from my mother.
Rory: What is it?
Lorelai: It’s heavy. Must be her hopes and dreams for me.
Rory: I thought she discarded those years ago.
Rory: I just need to go on record that a grown man should not throw himself a Beanie Baby retirement party.
Lorelai: Just hold your breath this one actually takes.
Rory: And how is Sookie supposed to plan a Beanie Baby menu?
Lorelai: Lots of beans.
Paris: And in regards to the student council meeting –
Rory: Oh, you mean the one where you tried to impeach me because you haven’t been properly diagnosed yet?
Rory: You set my alarm for 5:15 a.m.
Lorelai: [walking into the kitchen] I know, and I did it for purely practical reasons.
Rory: Which are?
Lorelai: My alarm is just not as reliable as your scream.
Paris: How many times do I have to tell them? You can’t put a two-inch ladle of gravy into a one-inch potato crater. You either need a smaller ladle or a bigger crater – otherwise, you get this.
Rory: Gravy on your asparagus.
Paris: Yes.
Rory: Paris, the cafeteria workers serve hundreds of students a day. A little gravy spillage is natural.
Lorelai: Okay, so monkey lamp’s in the closet, singing rabbi’s in a drawer, and all Spice Girl memorabilia’s under your bed. How do I look?
Rory: Like a woman who does not own any Spice Girl memorabilia.
Lorelai: You look pretty, too.
Lorelai: What's that?
Sookie: That is a vat of boiling oil.
Lorelai: Really? Where's Quasimodo?
Sookie: This is not a joking matter.
Rory: What is the oil for?
Lorelai: For pouring on Visigoths.
Sookie: Lorelai!
Lorelai: When else am I gonna get to use my Visigoth material?
Lorelai: So no offense but what's with that lame-o kiss?
Rory: What?
Lorelai: You and Jess, you look like a couple of chickens pecking each other.
Rory: Mind your own business.
Lorelai: Well it was right in front of me.
Rory: So, I don't need a review.
