Rory Gilmore Quotes (Page 14)
Lorelai: You ruined my joke.
Rory: Um, no, the punchline ruined your joke.
Rory: Geez, did he talk about anything else but his car?
Lorelai: Not until we got to the restaurant, then the wine list.
Rory: Oh no he's a winey?
Lorelai: Yes, he sniffed and swirled and swished and did every other pretentious and borderline disgusting thing you can do with a glass of wine in a public place.
Lorelai: Lane can't quit the band. She has to get famous and introduce me to Bono.
Rory: I told her that.
Lorelai: All right, let's go eat… see if we can figure out a way to salvage my future as a groupie.
Lorelai: So, I think I'm in touch with the other side.
Rory: The other side of…
Lorelai: The other side.
Rory: With Republicans?
Lorelai: State your full name. Better not get that one wrong, and nickname if any.
Rory: That would be Rory.
Lorelai: Or droopy drawers.
Rory: That was never my nickname.
Lorelai: Wrong! I called you that as a baby.
Rory: What?
Lorelai: That's right. Once you had these little Oshkosh cords and they were way to big. Once at the mall they fell right down to your knees and I said "Whoa there droopy drawers". I'm just afraid if we don't answer every thing accurately the Harvard police will come an hit you with an Atlas and say something mean in Latin.
Lorelai: All right ... we’re gonna have to move.
Rory: Okay.
Lorelai: Take off in the middle of the night, leave everything behind, assume different identities. I’ll join a local community theater and I’ll drive you to soccer. It’ll work for many years until the FBI comes to get me, and by that time, you’re on your own.
Rory: I don’t play soccer.
Lorelai: You do now.
Lorelai: I got here early and there was nothing to do except feed gummy bears to the bomb-sniffing dogs which, apparently, the United States government frowns upon.
Rory: You got in trouble with the government while you were waiting for me?
Lorelai: Just a little.
Rory: How much is a little?
Lorelai: Learn Russian.
Lorelai: I'm lying in bed and I'm sleeping and I'm wearing this fabulous nightgown, and like thirty alarm clocks go off, and so I get out of bed and I walk downstairs, and there, standing is the kitchen, is Luke!
Rory: Was he naked?
Lorelai: No! He was making breakfast.
Rory: Naked?
Lorelai: Okay, you've been in Washington way too long.
Jamie: So where's Paris?
Rory: Not quite sure. Last time I saw her she was beating the will to live out of our nation's representitives.
Paris: What if I fall for him but he doesn't like me?
Rory: You'll find someone else.
Paris: What if there is no one else?
Rory: Then you'll buy some cats.
