Rory Gilmore Quotes (Page 15)
Lorelai: Hey Rory, I don't want you to freeze out your dad because I am.
Rory: I'm not.
Lorelai: Because I'm fine if you want to go back to the way things were.
Rory: I think that would be a little hard this time.
Lorelai: OK ,maybe not now, but eventually.
Rory: Eventually maybe, but for now, Solidarity, sister.
Lorelai: Ya-Ya!
Rory: You've been waiting 6 weeks to do that, haven't you?
Lorelai: Ya-Ya!
Rory: Okay, it’s time to wean you off of getting attached to inanimate objects.
Lorelai: Casty, no one understands you like I do. What? No, I did not know Mr. Band-Aid said that to you. Ugh, I will talk to him when we get home.
Lorelai: Huh. You know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world.
Rory: Huh.
Lorelai: I mean, think about it. You never hear the word oy and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.
Emily: Oh, dear God.
Lorelai: Poodle is another funny word.
Emily: Please drink your drink, Lorelai.
Lorelai: You are my favored eldest child. You get to stay by my side.
Rory: I feel privileged.
Lorelai: Is Jackson in the house? Lemme hear ya say "ugh."
Jackson: Ugh.
Lorelai: A new toy.
Rory: Shameless.
Rory: What does a stroke feel like?
Lorelai: I dunno. Bad.
Lorelai: I hate crossword puzzles. They make me feel stupid.
Rory: Then don’t do ‘em.
Lorelai: Well, but if you don’t do them, you’re not only stupid, you’re also a coward.
Lorelai: How was your day?
Rory: I got an A on my physics test.
Lorelai: Aw.
Rory: And I finished Candide and I convinced a boy that Paris would probably never attack his rabbi.
Rory: Things didn’t go very well at the business fair.
Emily: What happened?
Lorelai: It was terrible, the 10th graders staged a hostile takeover of the 11th graders.
Rory: Okay, that's a good idea. But, if we went with that, we'd actually have to build a robot.
Madeline: Yeah?
Rory: And how do you suggest we do that?
Madeline: (points to Brad) Well, he looks like he's built one!
Brad: I've never built a robot!
Louise: (leans over toward him) But you've tried haven't you?
Brad: Yes I have.
