Rory Gilmore Quotes (Page 16)
Jess: Who was that on the phone?
Rory: No one.
Jess: No one wouldn't be happening to be heading over here right now would he?
Rory: Jess...
Paris: What's going on?
Rory: Nothing.
Jess: Dean's on his way over and Rory doesn't want him to find me here.
Paris: Why?
Jess: Yea, why?
Rory: You know why.
Jess: Just eating dinner.
Rory: Jess, I'm asking you as a friend, just please leave, now.
Jess: Do you really want me to go?
Rory: I really want to avoid a fight with Dean.
Jess: Ok, I'm going.
Rory: Thank you.
Jess: Ow!...oh...
Rory: What?
Jess: I just twisted my ankle, I better go lie down
Rory: Jess!
Paris: We’re friends?
Rory: I’m not sure if there is an exact definition for what we are, but I do think it falls somewhere in the bizarro friends-ish realm. Come on, stay.
Paris: Okay. But if you’re doing all this so you can freeze my bra, I’ll kill you.
Rory: Duly noted.
Lorelai: All right, I’ll check the car. And don’t worry – if worse comes to worse and we can’t find it, we’ll follow Dean to work, hide behind the cantaloupes, jump him, blind him and he’ll never find out.
Rory: As long as we have a plan.
Lorelai: I think I have gangrene.
Rory: You do not.
Lorelai: And vertigo.
Rory: Oh boy.
Lorelai: And one leg suddenly feels shorter than the other.
Rory: This is gonna be the Vanity Fair paper cut incident all over again, isn’t it?
Rory: Do you need stitches?
Lorelai: Probably.
Rory: Well, then we should go to a doctor.
Lorelai: No, no doctors. You go into a hospital, you don’t come out again.
Rory: Well said, Ida Morgenstern.
Rory: Not Two Fat Ladies again.
Lorelai: Why not? They’re brilliant.
Rory: Because it’s a cooking show and you don’t cook.
Lorelai: That might change.
Rory: Not a chance.
Lorelai: Probably not.
Rory: Well, having company is about making sacrifices.
Lorelai: Martha Stewart?
Rory: I paraphrased Proust.
Lorelai: Oh my God, the most horrible thing just happened. Headmaster Charleston’s office called, he’s been kidnapped! Two guys broke into his house and threw him in a hefty bag, used those twisty ties and carted him off. Classes have been canceled until further notice.
Rory: I am going to school Mom.
Lorelai: Rory, come on, it’s just one day. I’ll write you a note. ‘Dear Nazis, Rory had to miss school today on account of saving her mom from spending the entire day with her father who often looks at her like she has three heads.’
Paris: I don’t know, where’s the bad part of town?
Rory: Uhh, over there.
Paris: What?
Rory: Uh, people - they’re very upset with the color of that fence.
Rory: One sec. You know Mom, I hate to bring this up, but I think there's a really obvious solution to our problem.
Lorelai: I know hon.
Rory: You do?
Lorelai: Yes. And frankly, I think if I sold you into white slavery, I would miss you.
