Rory Gilmore Quotes (Page 17)
Kirk: Well, I haven't done the exact estimate, but I'd say somewhere in the neighborhood of fifteen thousand dollars.
Lorelai: Tell it to move to another neighborhood.
Kirk: I'm sorry?
Lorelai: Fifteen thousand dollars?
Rory: We're never eating again.
Lorelai: What about Paris? Does she ever sleep?
Rory: I think she periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.
Lorelai: Screen tests?
Rory: 24 takes.
Lorelai: Ah, I so want a copy.
Rory: Forget it.
Lorelai: Sell it on the Internet, make a fortune! First we brought you Pam and Tommy Lee, now prepare yourselves for the crazy antics of Rory and the Bard!
Paris: Where's Tristan? He said he was coming with you.
Madeline: Oh, he's here. He just went over to the market.
Rory: What?
Louise: He needed cigarettes, just in case we didn't already know that he was bad.
Lorelai: Are we late?
Luke: We're two minutes early.
Rory: We should get a prize for being on time.
Lorelai: Hey, Luke, let's go back to the diner and have pie as a reward!
Luke: Then we'd be late.
Lorelai: A funny conundrum, but I want pie!
Rory: I can't believe that you are going to let a group of strange girls come traipsing in here and take away your only child, your precious baby girl, and off to God knows where in the middle of the night.
Lorelai: If it's someplace with doughnuts, bring me one, okay?
Rory: Oh my God!
Lorelai: Be nice.
Rory: You look like Nancy Reagan.
Lorelai: Oh, now how is that nice?
Rory: Before I knew it, Grandma was telling me how important it is for a person to be properly presented to society.
Lorelai: Ugh!
Rory: And how every young girl dreams of this day.
Lorelai: Argh!
Rory: And how there are flowers.
Lorelai: Oh, Lord!
Rory: And music.
Lorelai: Please!
Rory: And cake.
Lorelai: Oh yeah, the cake's actually good.
Rory: You're really gonna just stand there and watch me eating a danish?
Luke: Cable is out and I'm starved for entertainment.
Rory: Oh my God, I hate her.
Lorelai: Ah, me too.
Rory: You have no idea who I'm talking about.
Lorelai: Solidarity, sister.
