Rory Gilmore Quotes (Page 18)
Rory: It's Tuesday night in Stars Hollow. The 24-hour mini mart just closed 20 minutes ago.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Lane: It's so amazing to be back. When I got off the plane, I kissed the tarmac.
Lorelai: Just like the Pope.
Lane: It was hot and I burned my lips.
Rory: Maybe that's why the Pope always looks so grumpy.
Rory: Mom, it's gonna be dark in a couple of hours and I don't want to sleep in the car.
Lorelai: Ugh, my sense of adventure did not translate to my offspring.
Rory: If the house was burning down, what would you save first, the cake or me?
Lorelai: Not fair! The cake doesn't have legs!
Lorelai: Hm, that Chilton has taught you some big words.
Rory: That's kind of the point.
Paris: You don't want to go. It's not you.
Rory: I have multiple personalities, it might be one of me.
Rory: What's that?
Lorelai: A hammer.
Rory: Why does it have feathers?
Lorelai: So the rhinestones and bows won't feel lonely.
Rory: How am I supposed to get into Harvard if I have no wilderness skills?
Lorelai: I don't know honey. Maybe you'll have to give up your dream of majoring in Logging.
Rory: You're lying.
Lorelai: I'm being mysterious. That's what women do.
Rory: Mean boyfriends.
Lorelai: Identical noses.
Rory: You'll laugh, you'll cry.
Lorelai: Because you're laughing so hard.
Rory: It'll be an evening to remember.
