Rory Gilmore Quotes (Page 19)
Emily: I guess it must be present time.
Rory: You didn't have to.
Lorelai: Oh yeah, Mom, you didn't have to. Unless you got something that'll fit me too, in which case, good going.
Rory: Grandma, I can't believe you found the recipe for Beefaroni.
Emily: It wasn't easy. Antonia thought I'd gone insane.
Lorelai: Well…
Emily: No one needs a comment from you.
Rory: When is dinner ready?
Lorelai: Do I look like a timer?
Rory: I thought you might have set one.
Lorelai: Silly rabbit.
Rory: Timers are for kids.
Lorelai: You know how on All in the Family when Edith would be yapping about something and Archie would pretend to make a noose and hang himself or shoot himself in the head?
Rory: Yeah?
Lorelai: I don't know. Something about this moment just made me think of that.
Lorelai: The freaking Blue Man Group is outside our house!
Rory: I was sleeping through it!
Lorelai: It had to have woken you up.
Rory: No my insane mother Margot Kidder Gilmore woke me up.
Lorelai: So, last time I saw you, you said 'I'll see you at home.' You want to fill in the blanks?
Rory: I don't know. I just had to get out, go anywhere.
Lorelai: So you picked hell?
Rory: Where's my tie?
Lorelai: In your drawer?
Rory: I'm looking in the drawer.
Lorelai: Mm, check the living room.
Rory: Why would my tie be in the living room?
Lorelai: Because it's been seeing the doily on the coffee table. I'm sorry, I did not want you to find out this way!
Emily: That's amazing. What did you use?
Rory: I don't know. We got it from one of those late night tv-ads. Apparently it also get rust-off nails and hinges, waxes your car perfectly and weather-proofs windows and doors.
Lorelai: So what time does the judgmental express arrive?
Rory: Grandma gets here at noon.
Rory: How could you not have any baby pictures of Mom?
Emily: Because, when your mother was seven, I came downstairs and found her burning all of her baby pictures.
Rory: Why would you do that? I'm sure you were a cute baby.
Emily: She was. She was very cute.
Lorelai: 4… 3… 2… 1…
Emily: … in most respects.
Lorelai: Then we have liftoff.
Rory: What does that mean?
Lorelai: Nothing.
