Rory Gilmore Quotes (Page 20)
Rory: I'm ready to wallow now.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007 Rory: Some people like getting up early.
Lorelai: You lie.
Lorelai: Rory, my heart, today is Saturday, the day of rest!
Rory: Sunday's the day of rest.
Lorelai: No, Saturday's the day of pre-rest, see? Then by the time you get to Sunday, you're rested enough...to enjoy your rest.
Rory: That made absolutely no sense.
Lorelai: That's because it's 6:00 in the morning!
Rory: Boy, relationships sure have changed since I was a kid. [they lean back and look at the stars] I'm having one of those moments right now.
Dean: What moments?
Rory: One of those moments that everything is so perfect and so wonderful that you almost feel sad because nothing can ever be this good again.
Rory: You brought me to Beirut?
Dean: It's a salvage yard.
Rory: Ah. And yet it looks so much like Beirut.
Christopher: Uh, Diane is ancient history.
Rory: When I met her at Easter you said she could be the one.
Christopher: The one to be gone by Memorial Day.
Rory: Can brains hurt?
Lorelai: Yes, it's hypochondria hour.
Rory: No, I'm serious. Last night when I was reading my biology chapters I distinctly heard a ping in the vicinity of my brain.
Lorelai: Your brain pinged?
Rory: Yeah. It just went like 'dink'.
Lorelai: Well then, honey, your brain dinked. It didn't ping.
Rory: Well I hardly think a dinking brain is better than a pinging brain.
Rory: My favorite episode --
Lorelai: Mm, mm...tell me, tell me.
Rory: -- is when their son, Jeff, comes home from school and nothing happens.
Lorelai: Oh that's a good one. One of my favorites is when Mary, the daughter, gets a part-time job and nothing happens.
Rory: Another classic.
Lorelai: Who wants cheese?
Rory: Are there crackers?
Lorelai: Somewhere in the state of Connecticut, yes, there are crackers.
Rory: And in the Gilmore house?
Lorelai: Who wants cheese?
Rory: Did you find our house okay?
Paris: Your street has no sign on it.
Rory: I told you to turn left at the giant rooster statue.
Paris: I thought you were kidding.
Lorelai: No one kids about Monty!
