Rory Gilmore Quotes (Page 21)
Lorelai: Hey, you didn't wake me up!
Rory: I set the clock.
Lorelai: The clock stops ringing when you throw it against the wall, giving me ample time to fall back asleep. You, however never shut-up no matter how hard I throw you against the wall, thus ensuring the wake-up process.
Lorelai: I have like six thousand pages of case studies to memorize and this whole big test on the Wal-mart phenomena coming up on Friday and because I have a life, and a job and business school's not the only thing I have to concentrate on, I'm behind and I'll probably fail, and then that little eighteen year old annoying gnat who sits behind me will get another A and make that 'I'm smart, you're dumb' face to me for the rest of the week and I'll be very upset and will possibly cry.
Rory: The music's too loud?
Lorelai: Yes.
Rory: Got it.
Rory: I do not want to incur the wrath of Luke.
Lorelai: Why not? It's fun!
Rory: Buttercup is a special dog. She's extremely skiddish and tends to react badly towards blonde haired females, brunette males, children of either sex, other animals, red clothing, cabbage or anyone in a uniform.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007 Luke: You abandoned your hamster?
Lorelai: Look, I know it was bad, but this was a vicious hamster. This was like a "Damien" hamster with little beady eyes and a big forked tail and a cape with a hood and... bye bye buttercup. Bye, Luke.
Rory: You did the right thing.
Lorelai: Uh, I want a pet.
Lorelai: I can live without the apple tarts.
Rory: You've made up songs after eating five of them with lyrics that contradict that last statement.
Lane: You have to look at what a gift says to the other person, not to you. Remember two years ago, I got my mom that perfume?
Rory: Yeah.
Lane: Okay, to me that said, "Hey Mom, you work hard, you deserve something fancy". Now to my mother, it said, "Hey Mom, here's some smelly sex juice, the kind I use to lure boys with", and resulted in me being sent to Bible camp all summer.
Rory: I think you're acting a little immature.
Lorelai: I'm not acting!
Rory: Dean does not hang out in trees.
Lorelai: He bashed his head on a branch last week when I came out of the house too quickly.
Rory: Hey. My mom's not wearing any underwear.
Lorelai: Oh!
Rory: Well you aren't.
Taylor: You're just being selfish, Luke.
Lorelai: Still they don't notice. I can't take it anymore.
Taylor: We're talking about the spirit of fall.
