Rory Gilmore Quotes (Page 22)
Rory: No? No lecture about kissing a boy?
Lorelai: Why? Did you do it wrong?
Lorelai: You're comparing me to my mother?
Rory: No, I just...
Lorelai: I'm Emily Gilmore now? My, how the mighty have fallen.
Lorelai: Stop saying mother like that.
Rory: Like what?
Lorelai: Like there's supposed to be another word after that.
Rory: So, is this party Grandma's having gonna be a big deal?
Lorelai: Not really. The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast. Barbra Streisand will give her final concert…again. Now, the Pope has previous plans, but he's trying to get out of them. However, Elvis and Jim Morrison are coming and they're bringing chips.
Rory: You ask a simple question…
Rory: Mom's famous for her blowouts.
Lorelai: The best one was her eighth birthday.
Rory: Oh yeah, that was good.
Lorelai: The cops shut us down.
Luke: The cops shut down an eight year old's birthday party?
Rory: And arrested the clown.
Lorelai: Here.
Rory: What is it?
Lorelai: Shirley Temple.
Rory: What's that?
Lorelai: Shirley Temple Black.
Lorelai: So what do we think of this?
Rory: Where would we put it?
Lorelai: I don't know. The Emily and Richard Gilmore Psycho Museum?
Rory: This is the strangest evening I've ever spent here.
Emily: So, how's it going?
Lorelai: Great, just getting ready for the big day.
Lorelai: What's that?
Emily: It's dessert.
Lorelai: It's pudding.
Emily: Well if you knew what it was why did you ask?
Lorelai: You don't like pudding.
Emily: Yes, but you like pudding.
Lorelai: Oh, I love pudding. I worship it. I have a bowl up on the mantel at home with the Virgin Mary, a glass of wine, and a dollar bill next to it.
Rory: I've never had pudding from a crystal bowl before.
Emily: Yes. So, Rory, your grandfather and I thought it might be nice after dinner for you to go around the house and pick out what you'd like us to leave you in our wills.
Richard: Take a look at that desk in my office. It's a really fine Georgian piece.
Lorelai: Why don't I ever bring a tape recorder to these dinners?
Rory: Oh, well, anything you want to leave me is fine.
Emily: Nonsense. You should have what you like. So look around and when you see something you like stick a post-it on it.
Lorelai: OK, you two have officially hit a new level of weird that even I marvel at.
Emily: You can pick out things too, you know.
Lorelai: Oh, well now it's way less creepy.
Emily: Did you hear that Richard? Apparently we're creepy.
Richard: Yes, well, live and learn.
Emily: Tomorrow our lawyer, Joseph Stanford, is coming by.
Lorelai: Ugh. Crazy Sissy's dad.
Emily: That's terrible. Sissy was a good friend of yours.
Lorelai: Mom, Sissy talked to her stuffed animals and they answered her.
