Rory Gilmore Quotes (Page 4)
Emily: It's a panic room.
Rory: Like Jodie Foster?
Emily: Oh, my God. Will you look at this?
Rory: Bright.
Lorelai: And tasteful.
Emily: It's a vest.
Rory: Grandpa has lots of vests.
Emily: It's got glitter. It's a glitter vest.
Lorelai: So?
Emily: So? Where would your father wear a vest like this? Certainly nowhere he ever would've taken me.
Rory: Grandma, it's just a vest.
Lorelai: Yeah Mom. There's tons of places he would wear that.
Emily: Name one.
Lorelai: Okay, I'm at a loss.
Emily: This is insane.
Rory: Asher Fleming died.
Marty: In bed?
Rory: No.
Marty: Damn. I lost the pool.
Rory: Heart attack? Umm.. it wasn't during... umm... was it?
Paris: No Rory! This great man was not brought down by my vagina.
Lorelai: Hey, I should bring steak sauce, right?
Rory: For what?
Lorelai: Pizza.
Rory: I just got back from Italy.
Lorelai: So?
Rory: So they'd shoot you in Italy for that.
Lorelai: But this is America, where we unapologetically bastardize other countries' cultures in a gross quest for moral and military supremacy.
Rory: I forgot. Bring on the imperialistic condiments.
Dean: I'm just… trying to make sure that all this is really happening.
Rory: It is. [they kiss] Hey, you know what I think we need?
Dean: What?
Rory: A song. Like a song that's "our song."
Dean: Okay.
Rory: Something romantic, but not mushy, something that will make us remember this.
Dean: [chuckle] Ah, believe me, I'm remembering this.
Rory: So, inviting them to stay in the inn is going to do what?
Lorelai: I'm not inviting them to stay in the inn. I'm inviting them to stay in the bungalow 150 feet away from the inn.
Rory: Diabolical.
Lorelai: I'm going to lock those two in a room, and they are either coming out reconciled or in a body bag. Believe you me, I'm fine either way.
Rory: Well, look who died and made you Hayley Mills.
Rory: I can't believe you didn't wake me up.
Lorelai: Me and what army?
Rory: I only have so much time off. I don't want to waste it all sleeping till noon.
Lorelai: There was no waking you up. You were completely out of it. We're talking Farrah on "Letterman."
Rory: Where'd he go?
Lane: I don't know.
Rory: What do I do?
Lane: I don't know!
Rory: Did I lose?
Lane: Well, you have no head, so probably.
Rory: So this is what teenage boys are doing instead of watching television?
Lane: Apparently.
Rory: Seems like a lateral move.
Paris: Rory, you've had quite the dry spell this year.
Rory: I have not had a dry spell.
Paris: There's not one picture of you with a guy.
