Rory Gilmore Quotes (Page 5)
Lorelai: There's a horse in the dining room.
Rory: What?
Lorelai: Cletus is in the dining room.
Rory: Why?
Lorelai: He heard about the terrific continental breakfast? I don't know. I gotta go look into this.
Paris: He orders old gelato.
Rory: Old gelato?
Paris: Vanilla. It's a very old flavor.
Paris: I'm 19. I should be rollicking. Asher doesn't rollick.
Rory: Well he probably didn't rollick when he was younger either. He's British.
Movie: "Fatso": Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat!
Rory: This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Lorelai: Kiss for Mommy.
Movie: "Fatso": Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat!
Paris: [sees Asher leaving] Oh, crap. Pretend you have to see him in his office.
Rory: No!
Paris: You were confused on the last point he made.
Rory: No.
Paris: You were gonna ask him after class, but Toby from "American Splendor" wouldn't stop yapping and you couldn't.
Rory: I feel my mouth moving, something's coming out and yet --
Lorelai: There are two of them. They're not even easing me into this, those bastards. I give up. I guess I need to start collecting newspapers and magazines, find a blue bathrobe, lose my front teeth.
Rory: Well, obviously, you've got a busy day ahead of you, so I'm gonna let you go.
Lorelai: Yarn balls. I need to find some yarn balls.
Rory: Bye.
Lorelai: There's a cat on my doorstep.
Rory: Well, that's better than a bun in your oven.
Emily: We're not having dessert.
Rory: We're not?
Emily: I-I'm on a diet.
Richard: Americans are extremely fat.
Lorelai: I think they prefer Ruben-esque.
Rory: I don't think you're fat, grandma.
Emily: [looks at Lorelai] Thank you Lorelai.
Lorelai: [to Rory] Well, she was half right.
Lorelai: College is loud!
Rory: Yes, it's part of our training. It's right up there with the bad food, the sleep deprivation, and how to hold your own hair while throwing up.
Lorelai: Awww.
Rory: Why didn't you just tell them that you guys were dating?
Lorelai: Oh, come on. You know why. We were going to tell them when the time was right. Of course, I had no idea we were dealing with the Carringtons. All we needed was a swimming pool and some ball gowns to really end the evening right.
Rory: This is unbelievable. I leave you people alone for one hour and all hell breaks loose.