Ross Geller Quotes (Page 3)
Ross: I just asked that girl out.
Joey: Is that your new thing for today?
Ross: Yeah. She gave me her number. Look!
Ross: I am going to make myself happy.
Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room?
Ross: I am going to do one thing that I have never done before. That, my friends, is my New Year's resolution.
Phoebe: Ohh... that's a good one. Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.
Chandler: That's a good one too, Pheebs. Now all you have to find is a plane load of people whose New Year's resolution is to plummet to their deaths.
Ross: I'm just going to wander around in the rain.
Rachel: Uhh...it's not raining.
Ross: I can't catch a break!
Priest: I, Ross…
Ross: I, Ross…
Priest: … take thee, Emily…
Ross: … take thee, Rachel…
Joey: We don't make enough fun of you already? What-what?
Ross: Oh, yeah. Emily convinced me to do it.
Chandler: You do know that Wham! broke up?
[At the beachouse, Ross returns to Rachel's room after breaking up with his bald girlfriend Bonnie.]
Rachel: Was it awful?
Ross: Well, it was long. I didn't even realize how late it was 'til I noticed the five o'clock shadow on her head.
Rachel: I'm gonna order a pizza.
Ross: A pizza, like, 'I forgive you?'...Ok then. Can I get in on that?
Rachel: Fine...[on phone] Hi, I would like to order a pizza...
Ross: [whispers] No anchovies.
Rachel: With extra anchovies.
Ross: [whispers] I'll just pick them off.
Rachel: And can you chop some up and put them right in the sauce?
Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Rachel: Ross, honey, this is very nice, but I— but I got a crisis!
Ross: Yeah, but I've got couscous!
Joey: If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, homo sapiens, is that why they're extinct?
Ross: Joey, Homo sapiens are people.
Joey: Hey hey, I'm not judging!
