Ross Geller Quotes (Page 4)
Ross: When you guys were kids, and played, ah, "Happy Days", who were you? I was always Richie.
Monica: I was always Joanie!
Joey: Question. Was, uh, "Egg the Gellers!" the war cry of your neighborhood?
Ross: You never look. You just answer. It's like a reflex. "Do I look fat?" "No!" "Is she prettier than I am?" "No!" "Does size matter?"
Rachel: "Nooo!"
Ross: And it works both ways.
Ross: It starts at eight. We can't be late.
Phoebe: We could not, would not, want to wait!
Ross: Women tell each other everything. Did you know that?
Chandler: Umm, yeah.
Ross: No Chandler, everything! Like stuff you like, stuff she likes, technique, stamina, girth....
Chandler: Girth!? Why, why, why, wh-why, why, why, why would they do this!?
Joey [to Ross]: Haven't you ever gotten beat up before?
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: I mean by someone besides Monica.
Ross: No...
Ross and Chandler: Hi
Rachel: What's the matter with you?
Chandler: Some mean guys at the coffee house took my hat.
Rachel: No!
Joey: You're kidding!
Ross: It was ridiculous. These guys were bullies, actual bullies. We're grown ups, this isn't supposed to happen anymore.
Rachel [sympathically hugs Ross]: Oh Honey...
Chandler [feeling left out]: Oh, no, wait a minute. I have no one.
Chandler: Man, I am so beat.
Ross: Oh, yeah
Chandler: Hey you just wanna forget about racquetball and hang out here?
Ross: Yeah, all right.
Rachel: This isn't about the movie theater. This is about you stealing my wind.
Ross: Excuse me — your wind?
Rachel: How do you expect me to grow, if you won't let me blow?
Ross: You know, um...I don't have a...have a...problem with that.
[As they get more intimate, Ross slowly rolls on top of Rachel, when she suddenly gasps.]
Rachel: Oh, God!
[They roll to their sides, and Rachel tenderly caresses Ross's face.]
Rachel: Oh… honey… oh, that's okay.
Ross: What? Oh, no, you just rolled over the juice box.
Rachel: Ohhh, thank God!
Ross: Well uh, you see that, that little cluster of stars next to the big one? That is Ursa Major.
Rachel: Really?
Ross: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight.
Rachel: Oh, it's okay. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.
[They kiss.]
Ross: You're not laughing.
Rachel: This time it's not so funny.
