Ross Geller Quotes (Page 5)
Ross [on the phone]: Woah, woah, woah australopithicus isn't supposed to be in that display.
[Pause]
Ross: No, no, no, no, Homo Habilis was erect, Homo Austrapalithicus was NEVER fully erect.
Chandler: Well maybe he was nervous.
Ross [to Monica]: Well, why're you all dressed up?
Phoebe: You're not the only one who has a date tonight.
Ross: What? You have a date? Who with?
Monica: No one.
Ross: C'mon, what's his name?
Monica: Nothing.
Ross: Come on, tell me.
Monica: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.
Ross: Oh, I promise, what.
Monica: It's Richard Burke.
Ross: Who's Richard Burke? Doc, Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a uh, brother to dad.
Ross: Oh, hello.
Phoebe: Oh, thanks. I couldn't uh...
Ross: Is everything ok?
Phoebe: Um, no, huh-uh. One of my clients died on the massage table today.
Ross: Oh my god.
Chandler: That's a little more relaxed than you want them to get.
Joey: and for Ross...Mr. Sweet Tooth.
Ross: You got me a cola drink?
Chandler: and...A LEMON-LIME!
Ross [sarcastically]: Well, this is too much! I feel like I should get you another sweater.
Ross: You're over me? When were you...under me?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Ross: Why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine?
Chandler: Oh. See, I had to tell her that your number was my number, because I couldn't tell her that my number was my number, because she thinks that my number is Bob's number!
Ross: Hey, tell me again what I do when Mr. Roper calls?
Chandler: You said he was going to do my inseam, then he ran his hand up my leg, and then there was definite...!
Ross: What?
Chandler: Cupping.
Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear.
[Chandler and Ross stare at him, aghast.]
Joey: What? Ross, will you tell him? Isn't that how a tailor measures pants?
Ross: Yes, yes, it is... in prison!
Ross: Do you guys know who "Carl" is?
Chandler: Uh, let's see — Alvin… Simon… Theodore… no.
Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, okay? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, okay? Where does that leave me?
Susan: You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day.
Ross: Every day is Lesbian Lover Day!
Ross: Your money's mine, Greene.
Rachel: Your fly's open, Geller.
