Ross Geller Quotes (Page 6)
Chandler: You guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.
Ross: Ah, the lesser-known "I don't have a dream" speech.
Ross: Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?
Joey: How about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free.
Ross: Hey, does anyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma?
Ross: Oh, great! Now he knows, and I don't know!
Monica: I'm sorry — I'm just excited about being an aunt!
Joey: Or an uncle!
Ross: Wasn't it supposed to be just a fling, huh? Shouldn't it be… flung by now?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Rachel: What're you guys doing out here?
Ross: Well, not playing raquetball!
Joey: He forgot to leave his grip size!
Ross: He didn't get the goggles!
Rachel:..Well, it sounds like you two have issues.
Chandler: What are you guys doing out here?
Ross: Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.
Joey: Yeah, well, you don't have your racket.
Ross: No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one.
Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size.
Chandler: Okay, you guys spend way too much time together.
Ross: My friend Bethel saved him from a lab experiment.
Phoebe: How cruel! What parents would name their kid Bethel?
Ross: Überweiss! It's, uh, it's new, it's German, it's extra tough!
• Rating 4.3 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 5th, 2007 Monica: Phoebe?
Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rainforest... and bigger boobs.
Ross: Oh... see, you took mine!
Chandler: I think, for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean, it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not... why we bought the ticket.
Chandler: You see, the problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again. Y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically, just trying to stay awake.
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
Joey: Are we still talking about sex?
