Ryan Howard Quotes
Michael: Oh, hey David, I'm glad you called, Ryan is being such a little bitch again...
Ryan: I'm on Michael.
Michael: Oh hey Ryan, what's up my brother?!
Ryan: What I really want, honestly, Michael, is for you to know it so you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, to whomever.
Michael: Oh okay...
Ryan: What?
Michael: It's whoever, not whomever.
Ryan: No, it's whomever.
Michael: No, whomever is never actually right.
Jim: Well, sometimes it's right.
Creed: Michael is right. It's a made-up word used to trick students.
Andy: No. Actually, whomever is the formal version of the word.
Oscar: Obviously it's a real word, but I don't know when to use it correctly.
Michael: Not a native speaker.
Ryan: Michael, I know how much time and manpower are wasted in this branch.
• Rating 2.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Ryan: I know I used to be a temp here, but now everything is different. I'd like your respect. I am your boss now. You're gonna have to treat me that same way to treated Jan.
Michael: Oh, wow! That's a little kinky. I don't swing that way. Woooo! I think Ryan has a gay crush on me.
Ryan: Enough! Okay? This is inappropriate and it stops right now. Do you understand?
Creed: www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts. Check it out.
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Ryan: Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the Internet, it's...pretty shocking.
Ryan: If you bring your boss to class, it automatically bumps you up a full letter grade. So I'd be stupid not to do it...right?
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Ryan: Michael, is this the same grill you grilled your foot on?
Michael: No.....Yes.
Ryan: That's really disgusting.
Michael: Don't worry, I scraped all the foot off!
Jim: Hey, Ryan. Do you want to pull a prank on Andy?
Ryan: Not right now. But ask me again ten years ago.
Jim: I liked you better as the temp.
Ryan: Me too.
Ryan: Dwight will be missed. Not by me so much...but he will be missed.
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Ryan: I'm very flattered. I was his second choice, after "pass."
• Rating 2.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007