Ryan Howard Quotes (Page 3)
Dwight: OK. I'm going to have to search your car. Give me your keys.
Ryan: I am not giving you my keys.
Dwight: Don't make me do this the hard way.
Ryan: What's the hard way?
Dwight: I go down to the police station, on my lunch break. I tell a police officer (I know several) what I suspect you may have in your car. He requests a hearing from a judge and obtains a search warrant. Once he has said warrant, he will drive over here and make you give him the keys to your car, and you will have to obey him.
Ryan: Yeah, let's do it that way.
Stanley: [Screaming at Ryan] That little girl is a child! I don’t want see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand? Boy, have you lost your mind, cause I’ll help you find it, whatcha looking for, ain’t nobody gonna help you out there, Jesus could come through that door, he’s not going to help you, if you don’t stop sniffing after my child!:
[cut to Ryan]
Ryan: Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life.
Jim: What do you think of Kelly?
Ryan: I don't know. It depends if you like a little junk in the... [Sees camera] She's really cool.
Ryan: Creed? Did you organize the menu book?
Creed: Oh, I thought that was more on a volunteer basis.
Ryan: No...it was mandatory.
Creed: Oh I thought it was a volunteer thing.
Ryan: If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds, and nobody would ever know that I'd ever been here. And I'd forget, too.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Toby: [watches Ryan as he takes a big bite from his string cheese] Wow, you just dive right in.
Ryan: You know, around age 12, I just started going for it.
Ryan: I ground up four extra-strength Aspirin and put them in Michael's pudding. I do the same with my dog to get him to take his heartworm medicine.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Ryan: You still with Katie?
Jim: I have not really talked to her lately
Ryan: Do you mind if I give her a call?
Jim: We can talk about that later
[Ryan comes back from the dry cleaners]
Pam: Wait, are those Michael's Levi's?
Ryan: Yeah. Who dry cleans jeans?
Michael: For emergency contact put down Todd F. Packer. You know what the "F" stands for?
Ryan: [immediately] Fudge?
