Samantha Jones Quotes
Samantha : There's two kinds of guys. The ones who hold your hand and the ones that f**k you.
• Rating 4.8 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Charlotte : You're engaged!
Carrie : I threw up. I saw the ring and I threw up. That can't be normal.
Samantha : That's my reaction to marriage.
Samantha : Who knows, he's a man. You could lay your p***y on a table right in front of one and still not know what he's thinking.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Samantha : Theres no such thing as bad publicity.
Carrie : Of course youd say that, youre a publicist.
Samantha : The bad news is youre fired. The good news is now I can f**k you.
• Rating 4.3 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Samantha : Would you like another c**ktail?
Carrie : No, no, no, I can't be drunk on the plane. I want to arrive stunning and impossibly fresh looking.
Charlotte : I didn't know Lexi had so many friends.
Carrie : Well, she wasn't always so tragic. Remember the 80's? She was the it girl.
Samantha : I thought I was the it girl.
Miranda : Well, it's your word against a dead girl's, so—you win!
Samantha : This funeral is better than fashion week!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Carrie : Maybe I can't leave New York. I don't know how I'd do someplace else.
Samantha : Believe me, your fabulousness would translate.
Samantha : We're not going to encourage you to cross an ocean. We're selfish bitches who like you in New York!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007
