Samantha Jones Quotes (Page 10)
Samantha : You've got to get online, honey. If only for the porn.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 Carrie : How did this happen? How did they get the message that the ass is now on the menu?
Miranda : I bet there's one loud-mouthed guy who found some woman who loved it and told everyone 'women LOVE this!'
Carrie : Who is this guy?
Miranda : Who's the woman who loved it?
Samantha : Don't knock it 'till you've tried it!
Carrie : Bingo!
Miranda : He kind of... licked my butt.
Samantha : Be specific. Do you mean the cheeks, or...?
Miranda : It was more localized than that.
Samantha : Wait a minute. Are we... are we talking tookus lingus?
Charlotte : I promise I won't become one of those mothers who can only talk about diaper genies.
Carrie : Good.
Samantha : What the hell is a diaper genie?
Carrie : I don't know... someone you hire to change a kid's diaper?
Samantha : Well what am I supposed to say, "hi this is my lesbian lover and p.s. I'm done with d**k?"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 Maria : You call this a relationship?
Samantha : Well, it's tedious and the sex is dwindling, so from what I've heard, YES!
Carrie : You just caught us a little off guard with the lesbian thing.
Samantha : That's just a label, like Gucci or Versace.
Carrie : Or Birkenstock.
Samantha : There isn't enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you—a lot of them were hung.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 Carrie : I'm thirty-five.
Samantha : Oh, shut the f**k up, I'm a hundred and forty.
Carrie : I'd like to think that people have more than one soulmate.
Samantha : I agree! I've had hundreds.
Carrie : Yeah! And you know what, if you miss one, along comes another one. Like cabs.