Samantha Jones Quotes (Page 11)
Samantha [on Charlotte] : That girl needs the stick out of her ass and a d**k in her coochie, pronto!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Miranda : Everybody masturbates.
Samantha : Mmm, I did it this morning.
Carrie : Well, that explains why I got your voicemail.
Samantha : Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Charlotte : We've been trying, you know, to...
Samantha : F**k?
Charlotte : Whatever. And it's just not...
Samantha : Getting big and hard?
Carrie : What is this, dirty Mad Libs?
Samantha : Are you in pain? I'm in pain just looking at you.
Miranda : I'm a 34-year-old woman with braces and I'm on a liquid diet. Pain doesn't begin to cover it.
Carrie : So are you saying there's no way you'd go out with a guy who lived with his family?
Samantha : Well... maybe Prince William.
Charlotte : Could you have more condoms?
Samantha : I did, yes.
Samantha : Drinking with three blondes! I guess that's a regular day for you.
Hugh Hefner : A slow one, yes.
Samantha : That's the thing about the Brazilian. It makes you do crazy things. You have to be very careful who you invite to Brazil.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Samantha : I've got something to make you feel better. [Hands Carrie and Miranda packages]
Carrie : Oh! Dildos before 10 am! I'm all perked up!
