Samantha Jones Quotes (Page 12)
Charlotte [drunk] : I want to do things to him that I have never done to anyone. Like the other night I was thinking about putting whipped cream all over my body.
Samantha : Low fat Kool Whip is the best. It's less sticky than other brands.
Charlotte [After the wedding] I finally get to sleep with Trey.
Carrie : Excuse me?
Miranda : You haven't slept with him yet?
Samantha : Honey, before you buy the car you take it for a test drive!
Samantha (on kilts) : I like the idea of men in skirts. Easy access.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Nurse : Do you swallow?
Samantha : Only when surprised.
Samantha : What if I have it?
Carrie : You don't have it.
Samantha : Sometimes it takes me a really long time to get over a cold.
Carrie : That's not AIDS, it's central air conditioning.
Samantha : I'm starving! Where's the food?
Miranda : They're WASPs. There's never food, only booze.
Samantha : Fine. One martini, six olives.
Samantha : Don't beat yourself up. Aidan hasn't said "I love you" yet. Until he does, you're a free agent.
Carrie : What is that, The Rules according to Samantha?
Samantha : See? I'm more old fashioned than you think.
Adam : Come on, give me a little BJ, up and down a couple times, you're done, it's easy!
Samantha : Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'!
Samantha : Maybe there's something he can eat to make it sweeter.
Carrie : Maybe you should write to Martha Stewart.
Miranda : "Dear Martha: Funky spunk. Help."
Samantha : The guy I'm seeing has the funkiest tasting spunk.
[Charlotte abruptly leaves the restaurant]
Carrie : And she's never coming back!
