Samantha Jones Quotes (Page 13)
Samantha : Well, let's just say it: you won.
Carrie : Was there a contest?
Samantha : Oh please! There's always a contest with an ex. It's called "who will die miserable."
Charlotte (looking at a catalog) : Oh my god! Vagina weights!
Samantha : Honey, my vagina waits for no man.
Samantha : From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true—he probably is.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Miranda : Steve is completely predictable but that's one of the things I love about him. He's just so comfortable and safe.
Carrie : Are you dating a man or a minivan?
Samantha : Your relationship is my greatest fear.
Samantha : They practically chased me with torches like I was F**kenstein!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Charlotte : Do you think I'm a whore?
Samantha : Oh please, if you're a whore, what does that make me?
Samantha : Adeena, I'm a lovely woman. At least get to know me, then hate me.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007Samantha : I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 12th, 2007 Carrie : He's a bisexual.
Samantha : I could've told you that, sweetie. He took you ice skating for god's sake!
Samantha : I once dated a guy who liked to wear my underwear but I've never gone the other way.
Stanford : See, when you're gay, everyone can wear everyone's underwear.
Charlotte : That's hygienic.
