Samantha Jones Quotes (Page 14)
Samantha : You know, women dressing like men is very popular right now.
Carrie : And here I thought it was Pokemon.
Miranda : What's in your goodie drawer? Robert's Rules of Order?
Charlotte : I don't have a goodie drawer.
Carrie : Oh, everybody has a goodie drawer.
Samantha : I have a goodie closet!
Samantha : I find the higher the number the worse the sex. I went out with somebody the third who couldn't even get it up.
Miranda : Imagine how bad Henry VIII must have been.
Stanford : I can only stay a few minutes. I got tickets to the Vagina Monologues.
Carrie : Why?
Stanford : Just because I don't eat at the restaurant doesn't mean I can't hear the specials.
[Upon seeing a firefighter stripper]
Samantha : Hello, 911. I'm on fire!
Samantha : I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 12th, 2007 Charlotte : I've been dating since I was fifteen! I'm exhausted! Where is he?
Miranda : Who, the White Knight?
Samantha : That only happens in fairy tales.
Miranda : I do not have Steve. There is no having of the Steve. We're just friends.
Samantha : No, we're just friends. I don't put my d**k in you.
Samantha : You dated Mr. Big. I'm dating Mr. Too Big.
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Carrie : You broke up with James because he was too small. This guy's too big. Who are you, Goldicocks?
Samantha : Yep! I'm looking for one that's juuuust right.
Samantha : Honey, you have got to learn to form an opinion.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007
