Samantha Jones Quotes (Page 15)
Samantha : I've never been able to be friends with any man. Why would I? Women are for friendships, men are for f**king.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007 Charlotte : It's a really cute three bedroom cottage and they're giving us a fantastic deal for the month of August.
Carrie : Yeah, of course it's a good deal. It's haunted with cheating boyfriends and sexual rejection.
Samantha : We could always burn sage.
Charlotte : That was a terrible thing I said.
Samantha : Yes, it was. Now if you'll excuse me, I have another tour group coming through my vagina in ten minutes.
Samantha : I f**ked a guy once because his family had a pool. He was pretty much of a nerd, but... I'd go over there and get all cocoa-buttered up. His mom loved me. She was always serving me Kool Aid and chips.
Carrie : Kool Aid?
Samantha : Yeah! Kool Aid! I was thirteen. And honey—you should've seen my tan!
Carrie : I like him.
Samantha : Well, that's real swell, but it still doesn't get the cream in the cupcake.
Carrie : But the thing I like best about him is his family.
Samantha : Mmm! Anyone there you can f**k?
Samantha : Here's what I think. Round up all the divorced men and keep them in a pound. That way, you get their whole history before you take one home.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007 Miranda : You double-booked?
Carrie : How do you conceive pulling this one off?
Charlotte : Early dinner with bachelor number one, late supper with bachelor number two.
Samantha : My god, you're turning into a man!
Carrie : A f**k buddy is a guy you probably dated once or twice and it didn't really go anywhere, but the sex is so great you sort of... keep him on call.
Samantha : Ooo, he's like dial-a-d**k!
Samantha : Carrie, you can't date your f**k buddy.
Carrie : Say it a little louder, I don't think the old lady in the last row heard you.
Samantha : You're going to take the only person in your life that's there purely for sex, no strings attached, and turn him into a human being? Why?
Carrie : It's a pattern.
Samantha : I don't have a pattern.
Carrie : In math, randomness is considered a pattern.
Samantha : Yes, and I'm what they call a prime number.
