Samantha Jones Quotes (Page 16)
Samantha : The only place you can control a man is in bed. If we perpetually gave men blow jobs we could run the world!
Carrie : And at least our hands would be free to greet dignitaries and stuff.
Carrie : Hey, I don't need therapy. I need new friends!
Samantha : Look, we're as f**ked up as you are. It's like the blind leading the blind.
Samantha : Men do this all the time. Women walk around thinking "we," and their version of "we" is "me"... and my d**k!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007 Samantha [to Charlotte] : I wonder what your fetish is.
Stanford : Charlotte has a thing for Crabtree & Evelyn potpourri.
Samantha : Relationships have been on the decline ever since women came out of the cave, looked around and said, "this isn't so bad."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007 Charlotte : I have never done a number two at a boyfriend's place.
Samantha : Honey, you're so uptight, you need to do a number seven.
Samantha : I never leave underwear at a guy's place because I never see it again.
Charlotte : What happens to it?
Samantha : Nothing; I just never go back.
Carrie : Doesn't that get a little expensive, disposing of lingerie every time you sleep with a guy?
Samantha : That's why I stopped wearing underwear on dates.
Miranda : And that's why I'm never borrowing a dress from you again.
Samantha : It's not what it looks like, it's what they can do with it.
Charlotte : Well, I don't need one that can make its own carrying case.
Samantha : If checking out other women is the biggest problem you're having with him, you're lucky.
Carrie : Well, if it's that small, then he should be able to stop.
Samantha : Oh please, you can't change that about a man. It's part of their genetic code. Like farting.
Samantha : Men cheat for the same reason dogs lick their balls: because they can.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007
