Samantha Jones Quotes (Page 17)
Samantha : Nobody told me it was BYO man!
Carrie : Well, what did you expect? It's a lesbian art show.
Samantha : I know! But don't straight guys usually follow them around to see what they're going to do?
Charlotte : Everyone needs a man. That's why I rent. If you own and he still rents, then the power structure is all off. It's emasculating. Men don't want a woman who's too self-sufficient.
Samantha : I'm sorry, did someone just order a Victorian straight up?
Samantha : You should go through life like I do - not expecting men to fill you up, except when, well, you know.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007 Samantha : Is he that bad in bed?
Miranda : No. He's just... he's a guy. He can rebuild a jet engine but when it comes to a woman... What's the big mystery? It's my clitoris, not the Sphinx.
Samantha : ...Going down, giving head...
Carrie : ...Eating out...
Miranda : I never understood that. Shouldn't it be "eating in"?
Samantha : You're dating Mr. Pussy!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007 Samantha : That can be a turn-on.
Miranda : Sure, but now he wants me to reciprocate and I can't. I never could.
Carrie : Why not?
Miranda : Because sex is not a time to chat. In fact, it's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life where it is perfectly appropriate -- if not preferable -- to shut up. And now suddenly I have to worry about being stumped for conversation? -- no thank you.
Charlotte : Just keep talking about his big c**k.
Samantha : Correction -- his big, beautiful c**k.
Carrie : We're using the C-word now?
Miranda : I can't use adjectives
Samantha : Does he have a pair of lowhangers?
Carrie : Is that a patented phrase?
Charlotte : Is he a good kisser?
Samantha [crying] : Oh, who the f**k cares? His d**k is like a gherkin.
Samantha : Men aren't that complicated. They're kind of like plants.
