Samantha Jones Quotes (Page 18)
Samantha : Normal is the halfway point between what you want and what you can get.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007 Samantha [watching Lanie strip at a party] : Look at her: the poster girl for low self esteem.
Miranda : You know, I have low self esteem, but I express it the healthy way—by eating a box of Double Stuff Oreos.
Samantha : So help me—she f**ks on my couch, she buys it.
Carrie : Isn't that how you got the couch from me?
Samantha : Frankly, I think it's sad, the way she's using a child to validate her existence.
Carrie : Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice c**ktail like the rest of us?
Samantha [about the Turtle] : Once we get the breath under control, I'm going to take him shopping for a whole new wardrobe. He's a cute little fixer-upper!
Carrie : Sweetheart, he's a man, not a brownstone.
Carrie : I'm not going to replace a man with some battery-operated device.
Miranda : You haven't met The Rabbit.
Samantha : Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called The Horse.
Ken : It's over! I told my wife [about us]!
Samantha : Who is this?
Samantha : Don't worry, sweetie, don't worry! Nobody in New York notices a bus until it's about to hit them!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007Samantha [on The Rules] : The women who wrote that book—they wrote it because they couldn't get laid, so they constructed this whole bulls**t theory to make women who can get laid feel bad.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007 Samantha : Money is power. Sex is power. Therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.
Miranda : Don't listen to the dimestore Camille Paglia.
