Samantha Jones Quotes (Page 2)
Samantha : Now, maybe in the Dominican Republic, people like to share vibrators, but this is America—land of plenty!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Samantha [about her vibrator] : I'm telling you, I went into the kitchen to get it—
Miranda : Wait, why was it in the kitchen?
Samantha : I like to mix it up.
Miranda : Elizabeth Taylor got gang-banged in the park?
Samantha : Oh god, that's so 80's!
Smith : Are you sure you want to do this?
Samantha : It worked for Paris Hilton. I need to set the record straight—literally!
Miranda : I thought you weren't going to sweat the small stuff.
Samantha : Look, I can't have cancer and be a fag hag!
Samantha : Everyone's talking about me! In the blink of a tabloid I went from Demi to Liza.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Charlotte : Smith is not gay.
Miranda : Of course not!
Charlotte : So this makes you his beard.
Samantha : I'm a beard in a wig.
Samantha : Well, I decided to turn a little hair loss into a lot of hair gain.
Stanford : Oh, you're gettin' wiggy with it!
Samantha : Maybe I should just shave it all off.
Carrie : Yeah, you could be one of those fantastic bald women who's all about earrings.
Samantha : I'd better not look like f**king Kojak.
Samantha : What if it comes back? I could die, Carrie. With really bad hair.
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007
