Samantha Jones Quotes (Page 3)
Wig store clerk : Would you like natural hair or acrylic?
Samantha : Sweetheart, does it look like I do acrylic?
Miranda : Samantha, I have to say, you are amazing.
Samantha : I am. And if you love me in chemo, wait till you see me at Smith's movie premiere. I'm getting a hot dress, fantastic shoes... I'm going to kick cancer and that red carpet's ass!
Miranda : What I don't understand is, if they got it all, why do you need chemo?
Samantha : Because he's an asshole!
Carrie : Evidently there could be something microscopic.
Samantha : Like his d**k!
Carrie : Excuse me, do you have cancer or Tourette's?
Miranda : Tell me what you're talking about.
Samantha : I'll tell you tomorrow. I don't want to ruin your special day.
Miranda : Forget about my special f**king day and be normal, please, I beg of you!
Samantha : I have breast cancer.
Miranda : What?
Samantha : See? Now it's my special f**king day.
Miranda: I don't even care about the wedding. I just want to be with Steve.
Charlotte: (Crying) Oh, Miranda!
Miranda: Ok, this is exactly what I don't want. No tears.
Carrie: (Crying) Oh my God.
Samantha: (Crying) I can't believe it.
Miranda: That's it! You're all freakin' me out. (Gets up to leave) Samantha, I expected more from you.
Samantha : I had a cold, hard dose of reality. From this! Look!
Charlotte : You're in In Touch magazine?
Carrie : And that's your dose of reality?
Carrie : You know that song he wrote for me?
Miranda : Yeah. Ick.
Carrie : Well, it had a name. La Femme Avec Le Yeux Lumineuse.
Charlotte : The Girl With The Eyes That Sparkle?
Samantha : What's French for ick?
Miranda : Eek!
Samantha : So, how were they?
Carrie : The pancakes? Delicious, exactly what I wanted. I couldn't get enough.
Samantha : No, I was referring to the moves.
Carrie : Delicious, exactly what I wanted. I couldn't get enough.
Samantha : Don't play "hard to get" with a man who's hard to get.
• Rating 4.9 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Charlotte : I could see it going somewhere.
Carrie : Oh please, listen, half the time I can't even understand him. We have nothing in common, he's in and out of Europe...
Charlotte : That could be good!
Samantha : Honey, you're not listening. She only wants him to be in and out of her.
Carrie : Yes, but in a much less obvious-sounding way.